here goes.

When I was an ECE student, I had to do 4 coop placements, spend 4 terms working in a childcare setting.

There were times when I had to change diapers.
Pee, I don't mind....... but SHIT. I MIND, ok? I fucking mind!!
I will gag, I will cry, I will vomit.

I think in my 1st placement, I didnt' have any diapers to change. Oh I was smart... I knew, from the beginning that if you find the shit (smell it, and look for it), you're the one who has to change it.  I smelled shit all the time and didn't say anything. I would just go somewhere else and pretend I had something to do in the other corner of the room. 

2nd placement... I worked in a toddler room, luckily, majority of them poo at home in the morning, except this one fat kid, who always had to shit after lunch.  But you know what, he was so sweet, so chubby, so cute.. and he was the easiest shitter to change. I'm not sure how, but his poo, was always in the size and shape of a tennis ball. So I would put on gloves, wrap the poo, toss it out, 5 mins we're done!

3rd placement.... this was a preschooler room, these kids were ages 4-6.. why are some of them not potty trained yet!?! That washroom did not have a fan, or window, to ever change a shit diaper in there, is just horrifying. But my coop teacher was nice, I never had to change a diaper.......

UNTIL ONE DAY.......
THE SHITTIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

This boy crapped in his PANTS (no diaper) and didnt' tell any teachers. Do you know it's a lot harder to clean a boy than a girl, cause boys... they will poo.... and not tell anyone, they'll run, sit on  it, do cartwheels, and by the time you find out and need to change it, the shit is smeared all around the penis, and balls, and in the ass crack. It's so disgusting!!!!!! That takes a good 15 mins at least, just to make sure he's all clean.

So this one time... this little boy....... crapped his pants. The woman grading me was there that day... ugh, of all days, she had to come THAT day, and she was there, I was there, sooo..... I volunteered to change the boy's shit pants.
Horriflying. Just horrifying.
I took him to the washroom, put him on the change table, you must keep one hand on the tummy at all times, so you have only one free hand to wipe him clean, wrap the shit, put cream on the kid, etc.
This boy.. was one of the most energetic, hyper little kid ever. Sweet kid, but he's always so active,
EVEN ON THE CHANGE TABLE.
I took off his pants and UGHHHHHHHHHHH..... shit air, just shit air all around me.
He giggled too lol.... I just wanted to die lol.
He was kicking his legs, thinking its so funny.
There was shit flying everywhere.
I had to hold his ankles together iwth one hand, and omg....
it's like someone wanted to make a shit mold of his genitals.
His genitals were COVERED with shit, top, bottom, left, right, shaft, balls.. crack.
SHIT EVERYWHERE.
I started gagging..... man, did I want this to be over.
And he wouldn't stop moving around!
Then another boy comes in...
"Tommy, what are you doing in here?"
"Miss Joanna, I need to go pee."
"Ok."
So Tommy goes behind me, and isntead of pulling his pants down to go pee,
he sits onto the toilet, and makes this weird face.
"Tommy, are you okay?"
"Ya I'm okay, I think I need to poo."
............
GREAT.
MORE SHIT in this unventilated washroom.
"Miss Joanna.. I'm having trouble.. my poo is only half way out.. I can't push anymore."
GREAT. Midway shit dangling, eating up the last bit of fresh air we had here.
...........
I wanted to cry you guys, seriously, at this point, I was tearing, gagging.
As I was trying to hold down the boy on the change table, while I wipe off his shit, while dodging the flying shit....
Another kid comes in......
This boy didn't talk much.
And he still wore diapers...
"Xavier.. what are you doing in here?"
He doesn't answer me.
Ok fine.. I can careless at this moment.
So there's a boy behind me taking a dump, with his shit stuck midway.
And there's a boy covered in shit, wiggling and laughing his ass off.
A 3rd boy.........
I could really careless!
I just wanted to finish and get out of there ASAP.
The 3rd boy just stood there, watching me...
"Did you need anything Xavier?"
He doesnt' answer me.
I think he needed my help, but didnt' know how to tell me.
I told him, ok, let me finish here quickly, and I'll come help you.
He doesn't say anything.
He reaches one hand into his diaper, and he starts stirring his hands around...
I didn't know what he was doing...
then he pulls out his hand,
and it was covered in SHIT!
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
GREAT. just what I needed.. more shit in here.
(Ya know.. when it's not your kid.. shit stinks.
And when you have 3 kids that aren't yours... it REALLY fucking stinks.
The combination of 3 kids' shit.. ugh, I wanted to die.)
Xavier puts his hand up to show me,
what a great way to show me you need a diaper change.
"Xavier! Do NOT do that please, go wash your hand with soap,
and wait your turn!"
He doesn't understand me.. so.. he puts both hands into his diaper
and stirs more shit around.
UGH........
At this point, I really started gagging.
And luckily..... my coop teacher came in to help Xavier lol.
I'm pretty sure Xavier put both his hands on her jeans hahahah.
I finished with the boy on the change table......... and I washed my hands,
and just hurried the hell outta there.



And THAT......
was the SHITTIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

If you're wondering.. my last placement, no diapers, no penis dipped in shit, no balls covered in shit, NO SHIT AT ALL. I was in a grade 3 classroom in a public school, their shit, their problem.

Anyone have a story to top it? I'd love to know lol.

I started eating one tomato a day since I was 13?  14?
And I started having 2 a day last year,
now I have at least 3 tomatoes a day.

I add tomatoes in almost every meal I have.

I can't get enough of the citrusy flavour...
I even add lemon juice over my tomatoes if I have any.

Too much of anything can be bad.. but not tomatoes
Healthy skin, fights cancer, boosts immune system.. I luuurve my tomatoes!

Well this guy I used to date, finally told me the truth.. he hated coming home to tomatoes every night.
Tomato soup, Tomato noodles, Tomato rice, Tomato everything.
HAHAHA... Poor guy.